Obsessions, Take 24

Well, it's official. TVTropes has slathered ketchup all over my dry, industrial-grade soul and devoured it whole. I've done it all; started a contributor page, stayed up all night tweaking a single article. Rest assured that the self-sacrifice of my Genre Innocence will ensure that I will die first should we ever be ever trapped in a narrative universe. (except for you saps who know more than I do. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. CHEESE!)

...On second thought, somebody please shoot me.

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Noooooooo! *cue mental breakdown*