Oh, ok. I'm just catty, then.

Thank you, internet, for the clarification. It's not that I resent the idea of an inexperienced, gender-swapped Bush clone a heart-attackbeat away from the presidency, I'm just jealous that she's prettier than I am. Also, it's no big deal to make rape victims pay for their own rape-kits; they like, totally were asking for it. And, besides, omg, look at that hair; it's so last season.

I think I'm going to declare today another "satire day."