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A Closed Letter, Diverted
Aug. 14th, 2008 09:11 pmDear shounen anime,
STOP WRITING FEMALE CHARACTERS.
Seriously. You embarrass yourself every time. It's not funny anymore. Technically, it never was. Just get rid of all the female characters and continue with the male ones. See, I get to see Ho Yay and straight dudes get to see action and stuff. It's win-win. Really.
If you're worried that sex doesn't sell, put in a scantily-dressed spirit with DD-breasts and a sexy voice. In the opening credits and first episode. And then never show her again.
Then maybe I won't have the impulse to sic flaming monkeys on your stupid island.
STOP WRITING FEMALE CHARACTERS.
Seriously. You embarrass yourself every time. It's not funny anymore. Technically, it never was. Just get rid of all the female characters and continue with the male ones. See, I get to see Ho Yay and straight dudes get to see action and stuff. It's win-win. Really.
If you're worried that sex doesn't sell, put in a scantily-dressed spirit with DD-breasts and a sexy voice. In the opening credits and first episode. And then never show her again.
Then maybe I won't have the impulse to sic flaming monkeys on your stupid island.
